Random learnings from today

I went to my friend's graduation ceremony today and had to sit through a really awful commencement speech by a former Mankato State Prez. Her entire speech was on tools. And at one point she actually said (and I quote), "A wrench is a wrench is a wrench, [pregnant pause]expect sometimes it's not." I also learned through the speech that we are all tools and can all use tools. As my friend pointed out during the speech, she is a psycho post-modernism woman. So as of today I have decided to become a wrench, except somedays I may chose to use my wrenchy-ness as a hammer and mix it up a little. Now everyone remember...you are all tools and can all use tools for the betterment of society.

I hate going on roadtrips with my friends. They claim I have this "thing" where I need to go to the bathroom every 2 hours. I find this to be a bit of an exaggeration. I think they just don't pay attention to their body's as well. I remember once over spring break in HS my friend Laura M and I had to use the bathroom REALLY bad, but because our friends were lost we had to wait almost an hour before we were allowed to stop and get out...I thought that was going to be the end of me and my bladder. All I'm saying is, I'm a pint sized person, pint sized people have pint sized organs...you do the math.