Sunday, October 22, 2006

Hell

Today at church my pastor talked about Hell. Not the nice, watered down version of Hell, but the real fire and brimstone kind. It was kind of uncomfortable for the first few minutes because Christians tend to water down the realities of Hell. And even though I know I am not going to Hell, it was still uncomfortable to hear it. But then I realized that all my pastor was doing was telling the truth. He we telling the ugly truths of the Bible that no one ever wants to say because we want to make Jesus and Christianity sound like this cure all, wonderful nSYNC pop song. So then I was like bravo. But then I thought about all the possible non-Christians at church (we just finished up a 4 week outreach series so there were alot of new faces at church) and how the message might scare them off, so then I wanted the pastor to fluff it up a little bit. But then I realized that perhaps, all this fluff the church has been dishing is exactly the cause of the moral degeneration in the US. Maybe if more people told it just as it is, then we wouldn't have all these grey area Christians out there or perhaps more people would come to Jesus because they actually have some meat to sink their teeth into. It is interesting why the church and its body don't talk more about Hell and the consequences of not receiving salvation. Why is that?

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Pee

Guys should learn how to pee right. If you can't pee without spillage, then squat on the pot. People (i.e. me) don't like cleaning up after other people's pee and seeing pee stains around the toilet. If you are old enough to smoke, drink, date, or if your legs reach past the toilet seat then learn to pee into the toilet. It is very disgusting to for girls who clean the bathroom to find yellow suprises on the porcelain throne or the floor.

Thanks for your attention.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A blog about nothing

I haven't blogged in a while because I tend to use a computer for most of my days at work and I get very sick of the thought of typing for the fun of it. Also I have no internet at my place. And up until recently my roommate and I have been stealing from a neighbor ("exodus"). Last week they decided to finally lock their access. All I have to say is whatever...the signal wasn't that great anyway. Why people can't share their internet with others is totally beyond me.

Other thoughts from this September...
never work 2nd shift because you get called in early ALL the time
country music isn't that bad when you listen to it every night
men over the age of 30 should never live with their parents...no exceptions
I look good in a freezer suit
I look really, really good in a freezer suit
I look like a big navy marshmellow good in a freezer suit
I like bossing people around...it comes naturally to a cut-throught businesswoman like me

I could probably write something more thought provoking, but the fact that I am writing at work is thought provoking enough for me right now.